A: This is going to be difficult to shift. Who actually spends £50 notes? Why do they bother printing them?
B: Save paper.
C: It ain’t paper.
B: What is it then?
C: Linen, I think.
A: ‘cause we’ll have to spend it in shops, won’t we?
C: Shut up.
A: ‘cause the bank track the numbers so I can’t deposit it in my bank.
B: Are you saying you can’t spend 50 million quid?
C: A third of that.
A: I’m saying who actually uses cash these days? You go anywhere with a fifty and they always ask if you have anything smaller.
C: Shut up!
A: I can’t walk into a dealership and say ‘One Bentley please’ and pay in full in cash.
B: They do in the movies.
A: No, they always cut away. I think we should take the twenties.
C: No. That’s stupid idea.
B: It’s less money.
A: But spendable money. I can do all my Christmas shopping without questions.
B: Is that all you’re thinking about?
A: It is November. Can’t leave these things until the last minute.