Not Enough Rollercoasters

I wanted to start with a definition of the thing I’m writing about, like any good critical piece of writing would. But when I googled ‘theme parks’, the first thing that came up was Diggerland! A land of diggers, dumpers, bulldozers, plus a swing in a giant JCB scoop! I have been there, it is

I Heart Rollercoasters

So I was at Thorpe Park yesterday. First of all, I knew it was going to rain so I was fairly prepared. I had packed a waterproof jacket and that was about it. I don’t own any waterproof shoes because I’m cheap. The one pair of boots I was told would be almost certainly waterproof